JACK

You want a party . You want a good party .

You don't want to listen to your grandma.

You don't want a DJ . You don't want a Frans Bauer either.
You certainly don't want André Hazes .

You don't want a boring bunch . You want a real band!

You want a band that plays your favorite songs all the way through ,
and not constantly zapping to a different song every 30 seconds.

You want hard guitars! You want fat drums!
You want Bon Jovi! You want The Police!
You want The Simple Minds! You want much more!

You wanna rock and bounce! You wanna go crazy!
You want to sing along at the top of your lungs! You want to solo on your air guitar!

Your grandma is very unlucky…